the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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