Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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