Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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