Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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