is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I checked into jail on foursquare
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
And the cops told us we were all naked.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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