i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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