You can't motorboat a personality
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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