it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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