Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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