Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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