They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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