problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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