I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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