You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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