Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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