Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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