I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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