My room smells like vodka and shame
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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