Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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