Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
you made out with another girl for some wings
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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