Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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