ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
