Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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