Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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