these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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