just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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