pedialite and red bull = repair kit
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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