At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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