when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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