the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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