For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm getting married
To pizza
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Never joke about your clitoris.
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