Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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