i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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