Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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