i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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