just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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