She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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