So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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