You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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