No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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