People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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