GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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