I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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