when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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