I want to make a zoo with you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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