you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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