I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Randomize
