My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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