what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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