We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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