and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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