You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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