Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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