Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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