what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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